We had a great time last night! She was so full of energy and in the mood to play. Awww, I couldn’t stop laughing It was awesome!

There she is, attacking my foot

Chewing on my finger

The marks on my hand

Pretending to be a good kitten

Person no 1: I’m sick and tired of playing pretend. I’m not feeling comfortable around you, so don’t expect me to go out with you whenever you call me. If you think you’re THAT smart and that you’re always right and that everyone should be like you, guess again. I don’t give a damn about your ideas, I don’t give a damn about what you think about me, I don’t give a damn about “our friendship”. Go fuck yourself!

Person no 2: I don’t feel like going out with you because I’m sick and tired of listening to you talking of your sooooo fuckin’ special friends. Can’t you see there’s no US anymore? There just talks and talks about YOUR friends about how special, smart, well-off, intelligent bla bla bla they are! And I feel so worthless and stupid. I’m really sorry you can’t be with you fuckin’ special friends all the time and you have to stay in this shit hole town with me. You know what? I’m fed up with this!

Person no 3: How dare you ask Mum to lend you money? You fuckin’ bitch!!! You had a barbeque in honour of your new-born, you invited your other aunt and uncle and you didn’t say a word to MY MOTHER?! And now you come running to her to lend you money? How could you? Let me see if I got this right: you don’t have money, but your husband and your first child are going next week to the seaside? You don’t have money but you’ve almost finished building your house? [which, btw, you didn’t even tell Mum about! Not to mention that you told Mum’s co-workers about you being pregnant and you didn’t tell her, but still, Mum’s your favourite aunt, right?! BITCH!!!!]. You don’t have money but you’re planning of having a party in honour of you daughter at one of the most fancy restaurants in town?! I’ve always know that Mum’s a little too good with people, but now I think she’s plain stupid. If I were in her place, I’d have told you to go fuck yourself. I simply HATE you! I hate hate hate you!!!